Review: Kit Kat Semi-Sweet

Review: Kit Kat Semi-Sweet
Purchased: 2010
Best Before: February 2011
Review: September 2011

As you might have picked up on, I tend to find Japanese sweets fairly… sweet. The basic level of sweetness in a Kit Kat is about as sweet as I tend to prefer my chocolate bars too be–generally I like salty-sweet stuff like Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups, or Mont Blanc Pepsi with its bitter/sweetness. So on the promise that this Kit Kat was merely “semi sweet”, I was eager to check it out.

Packaging: Now THAT’S an eye-catching package design. An intense red and black checkerboard seems like a strange choice for a taste that is foremost described as being somewhat subdued, but who am I to judge? I did find the lack of English language on the package to be a bit confusing though. I guess semi-sweet isn’t a popular enough English phrase that it’s earned a spot on the outside of the packaging.

Scent: Baking chocolate. The semi-sweet Kit Kat has a very mild scent compared to other Kit Kats I’ve tried, and inhaling really closely to it you get something close to a baking chocolate smell. Not a high-quality, high-cocoa dark chocolate, but also not the same as the standard Kit Kat milk chocolate. It’s not bad, but it does kind of reinforce the notion that the highest quality chocolate is not being used in its presentation.

Taste: Like it says on the package, it’s a semi-sweet  version of Kit Kat…! It doesn’t really have much in the way a depth of flavour like you might hope for from a dark chocolate, but I guess it never really promised depth of flavour, just a less sweet version of the regular Kit Kat. It’s not entirely bitter, nor entirely devoid of sweetness, but it also doesn’t have a lot going on. I guess that’s the problem with defining flavours by their absence?

Verdict: I could see this being really popular in North America, where people are constantly made to feel terrible about snacking. It’s a chocolate bar that isn’t sweet (or terribly tasty), so it must be okay!

Seriously though, I may seem like I’m being a bit hard on it, it’s not bad by any stretch but if I wanted to eat something that wasn’t that sweet I’d go and get… another snack. As far as I’m concerned, this is a rare miss in the Kit Kat pantheon.

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Review: Nabisco Oreo Bits Sandwiches Green Tea Creme

Review: Nabisco Oreo Bits Sandwiches Green Tea Creme
Gifted: July 2011
Best Before: January 2012
Review: August 2011

What, did you really think that the only snack food that the Japanese put their stamp on was Kit Kat? Heck no! Oreo are making big inroads into the Japanese snack food market, in regular versions and local variants including strawberry, apple, mango, and… Green Tea. A favoured flavour of Japanese snacks, a green tea iteration of Oreos seems inevitable in hindsight, and here they are in front of me! Thanks to Deb for the donation to the cause!

Packaging: A straight-forward variation on the standard Oreo white-and-blue packaging, the oreo bits foil pouch is attractively designed, easy to read, and clearly lets you know what to expect with pictures of the product AND what it’s supposed to taste like (Green Tea). The big green triangle on the back doesn’t feel very Japanese though, much more so than even Kit Kat these feel like American items. It’s maybe a bit boring? Or is that iconic?

Scent: The aroma upon opening the bag is nice and strong, with a hint of Oreo chocolate cookie before the overwhelming scent of green tea. If you’re a green tea fan, you’re going to be delighted with how strong this smells, and it’ll really whet your appetite for how it tastes.

Taste: Initially, the cookies taste exactly like Oreos, no surprise there. Despite being “bits” the chocolate cookies are exactly the same as you’ll find in North America. It’s when the creme hits your tongue that a big green tea flavour enters the picture. With a touch of bitterness and that big aroma, the green tea taste is really pleasing and big. But not so big that it overpowers the cookie, and what you end up with is a great balance of slightly sweet Oreo chocolate cookies and slightly bitter green tea creme, which makes a great combination. These are delicious, with the provision that you’re a green tea fan.

But what about… dunking them in milk?!

Is it fair to take a food item that’s been removed from its cultural context, altered, and then reintroduce it into that context and judge how it tastes? No, no it is not. Did I do it anyway? Yes.

You can’t not dunk an oreo in milk, that’s a given. So of course I needed to try dunking the green tea Oreos. The results? Inconclusive. While I soaked the Oreo Bits as long as I could without them disintegrating, they still didn’t seem to soak up enough milk to really feel like an Oreo dunked in milk. A couple of different tries to get a good balance of milk and cookie were also mostly failures, so I feel like it’s maybe not fair to judge. But if you want my honest opinion, it’s a bit gross. The bitterness of the green tea creme actually brings out the bitterness in the milk, which helps to coat the inside of your mouth with a sort of bitter film. Did not enjoy it, but I’ll reserve judgement until I get some full-sized green tea Oreos to dunk.

Verdict: While it’s not an improvement on the original Oreo cookie (I think they’re perfect as is, and aberations like double-stuff, chocolate, etc. are all inferior), the Green Tea Oreo Bits seem like a great variation and I’d definitely buy a bag and eat them anytime I was looking for a snack.

I just won’t go dunking them in milk.

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Review: Glico Pretz Beer Spicy Chicken

Review: Glico Pretz Beer Spicy Chicken
Best Before: March 2011
Review Date: August 2011

Sometimes Japanese snack foods just sort of appear in my house.

I mean, I know I must have received them as a gift, or bought them somewhere, something. But if you asked me where Glico’s Beer Pretz: Spicy Chicken that I just found in my cupboard came from? I have no idea. But since I’ve just cracked a can of Sapporo and need something to snack on, we’re gonna do this. Best Before Dates be damned.

Packaging: Like our Honey Milk Pretz, Beer Pretz: Spicy Chicken comes in a resealable package, with a delightful metallic sheen. I like metalic packaging by the way, can you tell?

The imagery on the packaging is fantastic, with the packaging taking on the appearance of a big foamy beer, logos, spicy chicken, and Pretz superimposed on top. I like that despite not reading Japanese the package clearly communicates the contents and the suggested eating activity, good stuff all around. Although I suppose if I hadn’t noticed the spicy chicken there I might’ve assumed that the Pretz were beer-flavoured, but luckily I dodged that particular bullet.

Scent: Wowza! Inhaling near the bag gives you a whole range of scents. A deep, earthy, smoky scent with all kinds of herbs in there. Onion and garlic, an earthy Pretz smell, maybe something that could be chicken, but all in all it smells incredibly appetizing!

Taste: I gotta say, it doesn’t taste even half as good as it smells. While the buttery baked bread taste of the Pretz is delicious, the herbs, onions, garlic, none of it really comes through in the tasting. Neither does the chicken flavour, or the spicy flavour. But man, does it go great with beer.

Seriously though, after 3 or 4 you start to get a bit of the heat, and a bit of the spiciness, and eventually some of the herbs, onion, and garlic do eventually start to come through. They’re pretty salty, though for a beer snack that’s to be expected, and alternating between the Pretz Beer and an actual beer, the two compliment each other nicely. But again, it’s not a patch on how great it smells. It’s nice, but it can’t help but be a bit of a let-down.

Verdict: You know, it’s pretty hard to go wrong with a salty snack to go with your beer, and on that front, Glico’s Beer Pretz Spicy Chicken doesn’t disappoint. But it’s pretty underwhelming too, which is fortunate because at any given time Glico has 5 or 6 different varieties of delicious, savoury Pretz that go great with beers on the market!

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Review: Kirin Afternoon Tea Milk Tea Special

Review: Kirin Afternoon Tea Milk Tea Special
Bought: August 2011
Best Before: September 2011
Review: August 2011

My joke is that there are vending machines like every 20 metres in Japan. Realistically though, given how often they’re clustered together, it  would probably average out to less than every 10 metres. There are a lot of them. They are techonologically advanced, and rarely vandalized, and even when you’re walking down an access road next to a river and there’s no one else around, there will be a vending machine next to a lamp post and nothing else around, it will have an assortment of cold coffees and cold teas to quench your thirst in the insanely hot Tokyo summer sun.

Hence, Kirin Afternoon Tea Milk Tea Special!

It’s sweetened English tea, with milk! Chilled! And sweetened! And available all over Japan! Again, this might be stretching the technical definition of a “snack” somewhat, but I tend to err on the side of “if it comes out of a vending machine and it’s got sugar in it, it counts.” So, let’s see what it’s all about!

Packaging: Oh, delightful. A custom bottle design with that great Kirin refractory design featured on many of their bottles and cans. The plastic wrap with the logo has a metallic sheen and an upscale, classy logo. It’s got a classic milk jug! And mountains! And a portrait of The Duchess of Bedford! And the phrase “The English custom of taking afternoon tea was invented by the Duchess of Bedford” is written right on the bottle! No, you’re not likely to get a higher class of tea than this from a vending machine.

Scent: It smells great, actually. Really deeply and richly of tea, with a great many notes of sweetness. If I had to guess it’s a fairly normal English Breakfast Tea, or Orange Pekoe tea. It’s strangely refreshing though, which is sort of strange for a milk-based beverage.

Taste: I was there when a British friend of mine tried this for the first time. He was… unhappy.

This will be possibly the sweetest glass of tea with milk (“milk tea”) that a real tea drinker will ever drink. It is… sweet. Like, three teaspoons of sugar sweet, and milk too. The second ingredient on the label after “milk” is “sugar”…  And It’s Delicious! Seriously, I know that a lightly sweetened tea with a little milk (not to mention served hot, rather than iced from a vending machine). But it’s a great beverage, and it really is refreshing!

It’s a full-bodied tea, really rich and tasty. I know it sounds a little strange, but the sweetness adds to the flavour of the tea rather than being too sugary on its own. It has a great texture too, lovely and smooth and milky, and whether its cold or even comes up to room temperature it’s really nice. I’d recommend it.

Unless you’re a tea snob, in which case, you will hate it. I guarantee it.

Verdict: I’ll be honest with you, Kirin’s Milk Tea (The Afternoon Tea Milk Tea, more accurately) is a favourite, go-to drink in Japan and its wide availability in North American import stores and Asian grocery stores makes it easily found. It’s refreshing, tastes great, and even gives you a bit of a caffeine hit first thing in the morning. It’s not quite the same thing as a cuppa first thing in the morning, but for Japanese on the go, regardless of where they go, it’s around and it tastes great.

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Review: Ichibiki Otsumami – 3 Varieties

Review: Ichibiki Otsumami “Light Snack” 3 Varieties
“Soybean”, “Peanut”, “Mixed”
Purchased: August 2011
Best Before: August 19th and 24th, 2011
Review: August 22, 2011
Website: http://www.ichibiki.co.jp/lineup/product/shokuhin5.html#otsuna

I’m really enjoying the seasonal, warm-weather “beer snacks”, salty snacks meant to be enjoyed with a beer (or two, or three). On my August trip toNew York, the JAS Supermarket, a Japanese Import Market, had these three snacks on clearance while I was visiting, and so I had to pick them up.

And since this evening my good friend Shane Bennett came over to have a beer while we cleaned the apartment, I figured I should break out the beer snacks and do something of a group review. I should note that Shane has spent a bunch of time in Japan, including a stint as a bartender. He knows his beer snacks, so I was really excited to get his impressions.

Packaging: It’s a little hilarious, apparently, I realize the extra joy in having someone who can translate the packaging around.

“This up in the corner, the starburst, says ‘Your Beer will get more and more tasty as you eat them!” says Shane. “Oh, and it says it’s ‘Can’t stop snacking!’ flavour.”

Can’t stop snacking flavour, what a treat!

The packaging is foil pouches, although unlike the ostensibly higher-end Pretz, it isn’t re-sealable (despite the fact that there are apparently two servings in a pouch). The package has a big glass of beer on it, and big letters that says ‘Otsumami!’ or “honourable light snack” (similar to Oyatsu). There’s also what looks like a photo of the contents on the outside, depicting edamame, spicy peanuts, and a mix of different nuts and beans. All of the photos have the same text along the bottom though and I ask Shane what it means.

“It says ‘The photograph is an image,’ or basically it’s an illustration.”

Ah, pictures can be deceiving.

Scent: We cracked open the edamame ones first and, in my mind, I kind of assumed they were dried wasabi peas, something like that. Opening the package we quickly discovered that, these unrefrigerated packages I picked up two weeks ago are actually edamame. Boiled edamame. Soft. And they smelled like boiled edamame. It was very disconcerting.

Cracking open the other two packages, we found that they were also… soft. And smelled like nuts, beans, and legumes, that’d all been boiled about an hour or so ago, give or take. The boiled peanuts smelled strongly of the black pepper seasoning as well, but seeing as they were coated in it, that’s not surprising.

Shane: “I thought they’d be crunchy delicious dried snacks, but when I smelled fresh beans I was disappointed, not what I was expecting at all.”

I’m going to be honest… the edamame bag did not smell good. It smelled like boiled edamame, deeply boiled. Those were also the ones that were two days after the best before, and I almost backed out of tasting them. But it’s been about 2 hours now and I haven’t died yet, so it looks like we just squeaked under the wire of freshness.

Taste: Both Shane and my husband Andrew looked to me to try the snacks first, and so I dove in with what I thought would be the worst one first, the edamame.

It’s like eating Edamame! Without the shells of course, just the beans. Moist beans, actually, which was as disturbing as that first whiff of them. But biting into a handful you get a strong edamame flavour, a lot of saltiness (no visible salt, I should mention, all absorbed) from the salt and MSG (probably lots of MSG), and it really makes you want a beer. I reached for mine immediately and, sure enough, a light Japanese lager likeSapporoand salty bar snacks go great together!

Shane: “I don’t like that they’re sweating. It’s like eating peeled edamame without the salt. Lukewarm peeled edamame without the salt.”

Then we went onto the peanuts, and the boiled peanuts are just a bizarre texture. They still have a peanut taste, though considerably dialled-back from a roasted or even raw peanut. The peanuts are dressed with salt, a ton of black pepper, more MSG, and I actually liked them a lot. Having a couple of handfuls, they coat the inside of your mouth a little and really tasty salty and peppery, they interacted with the beer great.

Shane: “I think you’d really have to be like, a salaryman or something to get into them. ‘Bring me my mushy peanuts and soybeans!’”

Andrew: “The peanuts look like they’re supposed to be spicy on the package—they’re bright red. But they’re not. The package looks like cayenne, but they’re not spicy.”

Shane: “The photograph is an image.”

Chris: “Hah!”

Andrew: “I think if you hadn’t told me they were peanuts, I’d be happier with them. If you told me they were peppered beans or something.”

Finally we tried the last package, the mixed beans. According to the package they contain peanuts, chickpeas, black soybeans, peas, soybeans, salt, msg, and food colouring. The texture is similar to the other two mixes, but with the addition of the chickpeas and the other beans, it’s much heartier. It’s the least-salted, but it’s still quite tasty (possibly because of the residual salt from the others. And the MSG.) I like the flavour quite a bit, and they have a heartiness that would really go well with pounding back beer after beer at a Japanese snack bar.

Andrew: “I like the mixed beans the best. They go with drinking. They’re like a meal.”

Chris: “You get a full protein! It’s vegetarian friendly.”

Andrew: “In the mixed one, the soft peanuts really blend in. I’m okay with the peanuts being soft here, they’re just another bean. It’s sooo hearty.”

Shane: There’s something unsatisfying about shaking the little bowl of these and not hearing them rattle around. It’s just sort of a dull thud. It’s disappointing.

Verdict: These are not your western bar snacks, this is some next-level stuff right here.

I think part of the problem is actually a cultural difference. According to Shane, all of the packages say that the snacks are “German style,” or actually “German use,” to be literal, but I’ve never heard of boiled nuts as a bar snack… but then Western (North American especially) bar snacks are kind of pathetic. Coming out of a culture of Puritanism it seems like we demonize drinking more than a little, and the idea of a little snack to go with your beer is basically unheard of unless it’s dried and packaged. Sure you can get wings or a burger at a restaurant that serves beer, but if you just wanna sit at the bar and have a little something Beer nuts and peanuts are the alpha and omega of your options. I’ve walked into bars in Sapporo where they have served me a freshly made salad with my first drink, all in a space that’s about half the size of my apartment.

So yeah, approaching a Japanese bar snack in a little foil package and having it be cooked and seasoned beans, legumes, and nuts? I can’t help but feel that part of my reaction to it is just being raised in a different culture, one that’s frankly a little lacking in this area. But in my defence, those edamame really did smell a little funky. They tasted good though, they all did. They were super exciting snacks, and I’d definitely try all of them again with my favourite probably being the peanuts.

Ichibiki’s Otsunami are real elbows-on-the-bar, come-on-have-another-drink type snacks. I can get behind that. But I’ll let Shane have the last word.

Shane: “They’re good… They’re shibui, they’re for tough guys like cops and grizzled old men, and we should be having them with an Oolong-high and a pack of Lucky Strikes.”

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