Review: Strawberry Custard Cream Flavour Lotte Real Pie

Lotte Real Pie – Strawberry Custard Cream Flavour
Purchased: Toronto, June 2011
Best Before: October 2011
Review Date: July 2011
Original Price: 168 Yen – I Paid: CDN$3.59 

For those that aren’t already Japanese Oyatsu connoisseurs, get used to the name “Lotte,” cuz you’re going to be seeing a lotte of it. <guffaw> Seriously though, Lotte is a huge manufacturer of Japanese sweets, probably the second-largest in Japan behind Glico (Pocky) and with a range of products that make great headway around the world. They’re most notable for those little chocolate-filled Koala cookies, for Toppo cream-filled Pocky-like cookie sticks, for the hilariously named Crunky chocolates, and for today’s item, Lotte Real Pie.

Just a note on the naming conventions–Watashi wa nihongo ga yoku yonde jaarimasen. Which is to say, I don’t read Japanese well (I think that’s what I said anyway, probably missing a particle in there or something). I can get by with google translate, company websites, and a husband who can read all of his katakana and hiragana and about 100 kanji. I’m learning, and I’ll get better as this blog continues, but it’s nowhere near perfect. But all of that said, so far as I can tell this item is called “Lotte Chocolate Pie-Strawberry Custard Cream” according to the box, but searching around the internet title seems to be “Lotte Real Pie – Strawberry Custard” so, as always, take my translations with a grain of salt.

This is also a limited edition Lotte Real Pie, different than their standard strawberry and released around Christmas time, 2010. Sadly I don’t have one of the normal ones to compare it to, I’ll just have to wing it.

Packaging: The Lotte website describes the packaging of their pies as “childlike and innocent”, and that would explain the Little Golden Books-style squirrels cavorting amongst the strawberries and flowers, interspersed with photographs of the items waiting inside the box–not to mention a photo of an actual strawberry custard pie, musical notes, some sort of music contest, corporate logos and more. I guess what I’m saying is this packaging is BUSY, and I’m not sure if it works.

I do love that the back has a serving suggestion of using these as a base for a parfait of strawberry ice cream… aim big, Lotte! Oh, and also a little description of… I guess the history of strawberry custard? Busy, busy packaging.

Oh, and while I don’t really harp on “wasteful” Japanese packaging as I don’t really care, I do think that in this case placing the mini-pies inside a sturdy plastic tray, inside a vaccum-sealed, air-puffed bag, and then inside a carboard box, may have been a bit of overkill.

Smell: Immediately upon cracking open the bag, the intense scent of artificial Japanese strawberry flavour washes over you–once you’ve had that flavour you’ll recall it instantly and forever, and North American artificial strawberry just won’t do. I can’t really smell the “pie” part of it because the strawberry is so strong.

Taste: The first thing I noticed, and maybe this is the most interesting thing about this snack food, is the texture of the mini-pie. With about 24 of them in the package here and only weighing 73g total, these are light, airy puffed pastries that really go after a flaky pastry texture–and succed! While it’s not quite fresh-out-of-the-oven-puff-pastry or anything, the pastry is light and flaky and layered, adding a decadent feel to these little snacks. I honestly can’t think of a mass-produced north american candy/chocolate snack that’s anything like these.

The top of each mini-pie has been browned/sweetened a little, maybe even caramelized. The long trip from Japan hasn’t been particularly kind to these snacks and the tops are crumbling off of the more sturdily constructed bases, but you can clearly pick out a different sweetness from the tops and the rest, which is a nice attention to detail. The overall taste of the pastry portion is fine, but unremarkable–not very sweet, or buttery, or anything really. It’s really the added sweetness on top that saves it.

Cracking the pies open reveals a nice dollop of strawberry cream, with that one note of Japanese Strawberry Candy flavour filling my mouth nicely. I can’t taste anything that would make it custard per se rather than regular strawberry, but it is appealing. The overall ratio of cream to pie might be a little off though–the pastry is the first thing you taste in your first mouthful, and it it’s a couple of chews before the sweetness of the custard kicks in and brings everything together.

Verdict: I’ve tried the chocolate version of this in the past, and I wonder if I might like the strawberry a little bit better. In both cases the pastry is a touch bland, but the strawberry is just such an intense flavour that it makes it all work.

All in all it’s a really nice little sweet, ideally suited to a warm drink like a coffee or unsweetened tea. I came across one Japanese blogger who described this being their breakfast-of-choice one morning, and honestly I’ve had much sweeter cereals–it might be a great start to the day!

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News: Extreme Japanese Food iPhone Cases

Delicious eel? iPhone 4 case? Why can’t it be both? From “Strapya World, The World’s Leading Cell Phone Accessory Store” comes these new and truly delicious-looking cell phone cases featuring uniquely Japanese foods. If you want to protect your iPhone 4 and have it be the most exclusive thing on the block, check out such desirable cell phone cases as Sushi, Yakisoba, Christmas Cake, Bacon and Egg, or Tonkatsu! You can see these and many more at http://www.strapya-world.com/categories/6034_6035_5541.html.

I thought I had become entirely accustomed to Japanese cell phone culture, but this is a new one on me. Combining my love of fake food with my love of technology to create an amazing product; thanks Japan.

– Chris

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Review: Mammoth Meat: Seared BBQ Flavour, from Tohato

Mammoth Meat: Seared BBQ Flavour, From Tohato 
マンモスの肉! ? , 東ハト
Purchased: June 2011
Best Before: January 24, 2011
Review: July 2011

It can be a very long time before even the most popular snack foods of Japan wind their way to North American shores. Case in point: MAMMOTH MEAT, a product that is no longer listed on the manufacturers website. They’ve got a sort of upgrade flavour, shaped like actual meat on a bone, as opposed to the coiled cinammon bun/cartoon poop shape (depending on how courteous you wanna be) that populates the snacks in front of me.

I picked this up late last month at one of the candy/snack stores that dot the Asian import malls north of Toronto. The importer’s sticker covered up the best before date, and considering that the importer’s sticker was for another product entirely I’m wondering if I should suspect some sort of shenangans. Nevertheless, I’m so very glad I got to buy something with packaging this awesome. Will I be as glad that I tasted it? Let’s find out.

Packaging: Wow. This should win some sort of award for best use of graphics or something. The whole front of the bag is a superdeformed caveman face eating meat. It is bright orange, and the meat is huge. There is a photographic representation of whats inside. Even with no English on the package at all, you can tell that this is a meat-flavoured snack, probably going well with biru.

Smell: I didn’t get a great meaty whiff off of these when I cracked open the bag, but that could be down to the staleness of the product. I did get a sort of a burnt barbecue smell, which is what I think they’re going for actually. A little smoke, a little bbq sauce, a little stale. Not off-putting, anyway.

Taste: Pretty good, actually! I’ve long been a fan of meat flavoured snacks–I remember the beautiful day when hostess introduced both ‘roast-chicken’ and ‘fries with gravy’ flavours of potato chips, and while meat-flavoured snack foods may have fallen somewhat out of favour (bless Doritos for trying though), this would fill the gap nicely. It’s not particularly spicy, but it is well spiced with a bunch of different barbecue flavours leaping out at you. I find a lot of commercial barbecue potato chips to be one-note, and this has got 3 or 4 different flavours going on, sweet, tangy, a little of that smoke. It’s more like barbecue sauce, than barbecue chips, if that makes sense?Anyone equating barbecue flavoured snacks with heat is going to be very disappointed though–there’s no heat here at all.

These appear to be a puffed corn (rather than puffed rice) snack, liberally coated with seasoning powder. The snacks are really light to pick up, and feel just a touch like styrofoam at first. The size of them is notable too, they’re 1 3/4″ across, and 3/4″ thick in the center–each bite is meant to be a mouthful and it’s got a great big crunch when you bite down into it. It’s a well-conceived product, going with the giant meat on the package, the giant snack feels really satisfying. I bet it would’ve been even tastier 7-12 months ago.

The aftertaste, like even the most savoury of Japanese snacks, has a bit too much sweetness for my taste. It actually brought out the sweetness in my otherwise very bitter beer!

Verdict: You know, I was right, it DOES go well with beer, so long as you want to drastically affect the flavour of the beer in your mouth.

Despite knowing what I know about the best before date on this bag, I’ll probably finish it later tonight while surfing the web, and that’s a pretty ringing endorsement. I’d also definitely want to try the product that replaced this one, Tohato’s new MAMMOTH MEAT concoction next time I’m in Japan, as I don’t think I’m going to risk checking it out on the shelves of Toronto if I can’t see the date on it.

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News: Red Cross Charity Donation Vending Machine

Coca-Cola and the Japanese Red Cross have rolled out a vending machine that lets users donate money directly to the vending machine. Making use of the fact that Japan has the highest number of vending machines per capita in the world, with about one machine for every twenty- three people, the simple introduction of the “charity button” is aimed at making it easier for users to donate towards the rebuilding of areas hardest hit by the recent disasters in Japan.
Japan Trends, [Link]

I’m utterly in awe of Japanese vending machine culture, and it’s one of the many cultural advances that they possess that I wish were more prevalent here in North America. While advances to the technology to make them more energy-efficient in the aftermath of the March 11th disaster have been appreciated, seeing Coca-Cola give up spaces in the machine (worth hundreds of dollars per week, per machine) to solicit donations for aid/relief is just incredible.

– Chris

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News: Beer “On the Rocks”?

Beer on the rocks? Now available in Japan:

Kirin Brewery Co. will release a new brand of canned beer in late July called “Ice + Beer” that is meant to be drunk over ice in a glass. The company was inspired by the recent trend of drinking wine or sake over ice, and also thought consumers would prefer colder drinks this summer due to electricity-saving efforts that could see reduced use of air conditioners.
The Yomiuri Shimbun [LINK]

According to the article, the beer will have a stronger aroma and taste to compensate for being watered down by the ice. I quite like the idea of people popping a few extra beers to keep cool, in return for using the air conditioner less…

While travelling in Japan in 2009, we took some very long train trips up north, and that’s where we were introduced to the concept of “Cup Ice”, literally a cup of ice cubes that you would buy, and poor your warm beverage over to cool down. Travelling always left us with an extra can of beer or chu-hi that we hadn’t gotten to, and this ingenious, 100 yen solution was greatly appreciated.

– Christopher
Photo of a Japanese traveler enjoying a beer over ice for breakfast on the train to Hokkaido, 2009. Photo by Christopher Butcher.

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