{"id":818,"date":"2012-11-11T19:42:53","date_gmt":"2012-11-12T00:42:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/?p=818"},"modified":"2012-11-11T19:42:53","modified_gmt":"2012-11-12T00:42:53","slug":"review-iwatsukaseika-ltd-noukou-cheese-agesen-cheese-crackers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/?p=818","title":{"rendered":"Review: Iwatsukaseika Ltd. Noukou Cheese Agesen (Cheese Crackers)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a style=\"color: #ff4b33; line-height: 24px; font-size: 16px;\" href=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3625.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-819\" title=\"IMG_3625\" src=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3625-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3625-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3625-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3625.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hi there! I&#8217;m currently in Japan, and trying all kinds of different snacks and things. I hope you don&#8217;t mind this shortened review format while I blaze through some new snacks!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Iwatsukaseika Ltd. Noukou Cheese Agesen (Cheese Crackers)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Best before: 2013.02.07<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Review: 2012.11.12<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Packaging:\u00a0<\/strong>Ironically, I picked up this up because of the packaging, despite the fact that there&#8217;s no English on it except for the words &#8220;Cheddar Cheese&#8221;, &#8220;Parmesan Cheese&#8221;, and &#8220;Camenbert Cheese&#8221;. That&#8217;s gotta be some pretty effective packaging, right there. :) The photography is big and clear, and communicates what these are all about. Crackers, or something like Japanese cheese straws, with lots of flavour. Since my beloved Cheeza crackers had become such a hit, the promise of a new, richly flavoured snack was welcome!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scent and Taste:\u00a0<\/strong>Opening the bag, I was happy with the low, pungent notes of cheese. Unfortunately, none of those were to be found in the product itself. In fact there is no cheese flavour to be found anywhere, in any bite of this. I tried it on its own, with alcohol, with coke, just to see if something would bring out a greater depth of flavour, and&#8230; nothing. These taste like fried crackers, and the texture and crunch are pleasant enough, but there&#8217;s no\u00a0<em>there\u00a0<\/em>there, if you know what I mean.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Verdict:\u00a0<\/strong>Profoundly disappointing. I was just explaining to a friend that they aren&#8217;t\u00a0bad exactly, they at least taste like food as opposed to some of the other things I&#8217;ve eaten on here. She said &#8220;if the nicest thing you can say is that they &#8216;taste like food&#8217; then they&#8217;re better left uneaten.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s 100% right, of course.<\/p>\n<p>I am mad at you,\u00a0Iwatsukaseika, for promising me the big flavours of three cheeses and producing something that tastes like oily, run-of-the-mill cracker. I&#8217;m going back to Cheeza, and you will never see me again.<\/p>\n<div class=\"wc-gallery\"><div id='gallery-1' data-gutter-width='5' data-columns='4' class='gallery wc-gallery-captions-onhover gallery-link-post gallery-masonry galleryid-818 gallery-columns-4 gallery-size-thumbnail wc-gallery-bottomspace-default wc-gallery-clear'><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-1 gallery-item-attachment-819'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/?attachment_id=819' title='IMG_3625' target='_self'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3625-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"819\" srcset=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3625-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3625-80x80.jpg 80w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-2 gallery-item-attachment-820'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/?attachment_id=820' title='IMG_3626' target='_self'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3626-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"820\" srcset=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3626-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3626-80x80.jpg 80w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-3 gallery-item-attachment-821'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/?attachment_id=821' title='IMG_3628' target='_self'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3628-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"821\" srcset=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3628-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3628-80x80.jpg 80w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H3>Related Posts<\/H3><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"News: Comics, Cheeza, and Torys Whisky\" href=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/?p=1051\" rel=\"bookmark\">News: Comics, Cheeza, and Torys Whisky<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Review: Blueberry Cheesecake Kit Kat\" href=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/?p=406\" rel=\"bookmark\">Review: Blueberry Cheesecake Kit Kat<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Review: Calbee Pizza Flavoured Potato Chips\" href=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/?p=613\" rel=\"bookmark\">Review: Calbee Pizza Flavoured Potato Chips<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Review: Cheeza 50% Camembert Basil\" href=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/?p=884\" rel=\"bookmark\">Review: Cheeza 50% Camembert Basil<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Review: Cheeza 52% Cheddar\" href=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/?p=593\" rel=\"bookmark\">Review: Cheeza 52% Cheddar<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Review: Cheeza 53% Gorgonzola \/ Camembert\" href=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/?p=923\" rel=\"bookmark\">Review: Cheeza 53% Gorgonzola \/ Camembert<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi there! I&#8217;m currently in Japan, and trying all kinds of different snacks and things. I hope you don&#8217;t mind this shortened review format while I blaze through some new snacks! Iwatsukaseika Ltd. Noukou Cheese Agesen (Cheese Crackers) Best before: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/?p=818\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":821,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[19,68,162,198],"class_list":["post-818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-review","tag-avoid","tag-cheese","tag-cheeza","tag-crackers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=818"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":823,"href":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818\/revisions\/823"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oyatsubreak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}